It’s time to face the facts. Tanglitis™ is real, and it affects millions of people everyday. Tanglitis is a serious condition and it can be passed from person to person with casual contact. It can cause loss of hearing, severe depression, and embarrassing discomfort.
Thankfully, the new HoodieBuddie with HB3 Technology™ cures Tanglitis for good — it connects to your device and has built in, machine washable headphones that never get tangled and are always ready to rock.
Take Action. Get Tested.
- 1. Do you experience a tingling sensation or carpel-tunnel-like symptoms in your fingers and hands from hours of obsessive/compulsive headphone detangling?
- 2. Do you have acute depression or sadness (unresponsive to antidepressants such as Zoloft® or Paxil®) from progressive loss of hearing (your music)?
- 3. Do you experience nausea when faced with a dust-bunny-breeding “rat’s nest” of tangled and discolored iPod headphones?
- 4. Have you suffered from social awkwardness, anxiety, and embarrassment when using tangled headphones in public places?
If you answered “yes” to one or more of these questions, you may be infected. Seek help immediately.
LoL this is funny and appealing. Let’s all get tested and remain free from Tanglitis, Hoodiebuddie ftw!
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I had been suffering for years but wasn’t able to determine quite what was wrong. Drawers were filled with a mass of tangled cords and my pockets had become almost unusable.
It wasn’t until I friend suggested I might have tanglitis, that I began to have hope. I sought treatment and I no longer live in shame and fear.
Thanks, HoodieBuddie!
It would’ve been awesome if her stethoscope were tangled too.
Sh*t! We missed that—that would be hilarious. Great idea! We will maybe do a Tanglitis public service announcement and the doctor’s stetho should be totally Tangle-ified. Thanks for the comment Dr. Blue!
Dear Mr. Creek— It can be a painful, socially awkward and debilitating disease, and that’s why we are here, fighting for a cure. It’s best to also have any partners, friends or family members tested for Tanglococcus Mononucleosis, since it’s transmitted through casual contact. And french kissing. Headphones.
People in the valley are especially at risk for Tanglitis. Especially in Van Nuys. Get tested today.
Meluchi, this is a serious and destructive condition that is tearing at the very fabric of our youth today. Tanglitis is rampant in classrooms, gyms, and on the streets of our urban centers. In fact, one in ten people has been infected in his or her life. Not to mention the embarrassing side effects. Tanglitis stops with you, Meluchi. Will you take the pledge?
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